laugh-addict: When you see someone you hate is having a bad day
Im leaving on vacation for a while after my concert tomorrow and tumblr wont let me queue any more posts D:
plemelwarmface: imjohnlocked: the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right I hate that I still know who you’re talking about
westbor0baptistchurch: lolsofunny: westbor0baptistchurch: We all use to say “peasant” (lol here!)
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
rockyhorrorpicture-show: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. excuse me while i fucking cry
renkos: sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
astreetcarnamedthetardis: the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
espeonchan: everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session “and how does that make you feel”
a-study-in-butts: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ it’s a night where the...
andrewhussiesbosom: amporacronus: andrewhussiesbosom: WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER” could be either one
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
shsl-chef: dreaming-of-just-you: shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti why can’t you spell. im 2 busy gettin laid
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