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captainhufflepuff: can we talk about how sherlock holmes says...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:29 -0700

can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’

oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate

neat

adrivashkov: theherondaleangel: 5evamore: goregeousity: i...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:05:13 -0700

adrivashkov:

theherondaleangel:

5evamore:

goregeousity:

i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills

Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous berries; in the book, it’s seen as a foolish mistake, but because of this scene, it has implications of suicide.

Holy shit

Well the Hunger Games just became even more devastating than it already was.

roguesquirrel: has this been done yet or

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:04:48 -0700

roguesquirrel:

has this been done yet or

welcomeovens: I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:03:02 -0700

welcomeovens:

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

theamericankid: Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:02:35 -0700

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinated-zombie: So, in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:01:15 -0700

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

dave-vriska: glasmond: But sweetheart, you did not end this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:48 -0700

dave-vriska:

glasmond:

But sweetheart, you did not end this comic.

Here, let me help you.

The love (as well as the hate) you give will always come back to you at some point in your life.
Believe me, I know exactly what I am talking about.

THAT IS THE CUTEST RESPONSE TO THIS EVER AND IT MADE ME TEARY EYED

pilosopogyno: This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:22 -0700

pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.

On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”

He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.

Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.

To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous.

This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

a-study-in-butts: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:58:33 -0700

a-study-in-butts:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

it’s a night where the british build forts and wage war against eachother

my-friend-the-frog: ok VERY long comic. i just had to take this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:21 -0700

my-friend-the-frog:

ok VERY long comic. i just had to take this out of my mind.

jesus dirk he only went to the bathroom, you drama queen.

EDIT: OK I TRIED EVERYTHING I COULD TO MAKE IT LESS BLURRY AND STUFF SO HERE YOU HAVE:

PART 1

PART 2

wistfulbird: Steven Universe Rebecca Sugar’s dad posted this on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:57 -0700

wistfulbird:

Steven Universe

Rebecca Sugar’s dad posted this on YouTube, so now you can watch it if you don’t live in the US!

whereischarleslee: ximune: gday-guardians: magebird: thegodda...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:44 -0700

whereischarleslee:

ximune:

gday-guardians:

magebird:

thegoddamazon:

goddessofcheese:

searchingforknowledge:

ME LIKE

FIRE LORD BEYONCE

THE FIRE NATION’S TRUE RULER

W O W

But then, everything changed when the single ladies attacked…

reblogging for that last comment.

that one guy in the back looks like a black pete wentz

andrewhussiesbosom: amporacronus: andrewhussiesbosom: WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:13 -0700

andrewhussiesbosom:

amporacronus:

andrewhussiesbosom:

WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:04 -0700

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:13:45 -0700

shsl-chef: dreaming-of-just-you: shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:12:23 -0700

shsl-chef:

dreaming-of-just-you:

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

why can’t you spell.

im 2 busy gettin laid

heyitszombii: juako27: this post improved my life 501%

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:44 -0700

heyitszombii:

juako27:

this post improved my life 501%

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:28 -0700

romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:30 -0700

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

hiddle-stoned: life-more-abundantly: denyselfandfollowchrist: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:00 -0700

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.